November Horoscopes: Scorpio, Hard Work Could Reap Rewards


AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18):
Planet Mars will have you fired up to be extra aggressive with your career goals this month. Of course, through the 22nd, you’re also at risk for getting a bad case of the sniffles. So, take tons of Vitamin C, and make sure to wash your hands before and after schmoozing with the big wigs at work.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): Planet Neptune is in forward motion this month, so your confidence is high. You’ll definitely have an “I can do it myself” kind of attitude for the next few weeks. Interestingly enough, you’ll also have a strong desire to participate in social activities. Sure, others may scoff at your attempts at solo square dancing, but whatever. You do you.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): 70% of the planets are located in the upper half of your horoscope this month. So, you’ll feel pretty powerful and focused on your career. In fact, you will feel a strong temptation to push your family into the background while you focus on work. Try to resist and stay true to your priorities . . . Unless you know that your potential bonus check will be big enough to pay for a trip to Disney World for everyone. Then, go get ‘em, tiger!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Planetary power isn’t on your side of the chart this month, so you’ll need some help from your friends or coworkers if you have goals to meet. Travel is also very likely in the next few weeks. But, because you won’t have your normal sense of control, be cautious. You could end up following your partner to their dream destination, which could turn out to be your nightmare (think Cat Show in Scranton).

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Influence from Mercury could help you land a great job or advance further in your current place of employment. But influences from other planets could cause turbulence in the workplace. So, try to shrug it off if a coworker rolls your cubicle. Remember that not everyone has your natural advantages.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Jupiter is in the 5th House this month, so your naturally innovative personality traits will shine. It’s a great time to start a hobby, or, better yet, invent a new one. How about underwater poodle painting? On second thought, stick to bicycling. Poodles can swim, but not that well.

LEO (July 23-Aug-22): Your love planets, Neptune and Uranus are in forward motion this month. However, it’s likely that a relationship formed now will lead to marriage. Or, if you’re already married, the pitter-patter of little feet could happen soon. So, if you’re not ready for this kind of commitment, you should hide – like, now.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22): The planets are favorable for Virgos who want to learn this month. So, this is good news for students and those in the academic field. For others, it might just mean that your radio dial will get stuck on NPR. Roll with it. After all, you could end up on Jeopardy someday.

LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22): With Venus in retrograde, romantic relationships will be tough this month. This isn’t bad news if you’re currently in a relationship that you want to escape. Just tell the person, “Hey, Venus is in retrograde, so we have to break up.” They’ll either agree because they’re nuts or think that you’re nuts. Either way, they’ll go away. And don’t worry if you’re in a strong relationship. Love will triumph –at least through November.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): The presence of Jupiter in your sign will ensure monetary success this month, but only if you’re willing to work hard. Also, a lot will depend on your personal image. So, if you’re a guy who’s thinking of giving the male romper a whirl or a lady who wants to help bring back stirrup pants . . . Don’t. Just don’t.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): The planets are favorable for dating this month, but money will be tight. Luckily, your spiritual awareness will be high. So, take the opportunity to treat your beloved to an evening of stargazing from your favorite park bench. You can discuss your role in the universe and ponder the deeper meaning of your grilled cheese sandwiches.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): The presence of Venus in Capricorn means that you’ll be focused on self-beautification and wardrobe updates. If you’re a no-fuss kind of person, this may seem totally unappealing. However, don’t be surprised if you’re tempted to spend that extra buck on the fancy soap at the grocery store this month. Lookin’ good, gorgeous!